Musician's Resume

The list of concerts performers and artists will/did perform in with other bands, soloists, groups, MC's, & Mixer/Producers.

I could tell you about her Musician's Resume, but releasing dates to soon is againsed Co. policy and leads to ticket consuption and scalping by sindicated companies and gives the general main blue collar public no chance to see the show. Isn't Comercialism a B**h.

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shittiest musician ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

shittiest musicians ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

meat whistle musician

One who loves to suck the male reproductive organ, as if it were a musical instrument.

"Hey, look at that douche. What a meat whistle musician."

"I bet that chick would make a mighty fine meat whistle musician."

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tik tok musicians

Good artists who are exposed to the tik tok music industry therefore becoming '1-hit song artists' because of tik tok

Usually known for 1 part of a song (chorus mostly) by fake fans (tik tok consumers).
It's really sad to see Steve Lacy end up in this position, and other musicians who I really don't care about

Youtubers can also become 'tik tok musicians' for example Dashie

guy1: do you know Steve Lacy?
guy2: yeah, too bad he became on of those tik tok musicians

The Starving Musicians Fund

noun
a local band based in Ipswich, Massachusetts that plays loud alternative-rock songs.

TIMMAYYYYYY

person one: “dude have you been to one of the starving musicians fund’s gigs before? they’re a solid band!”
person two: “yeah they’re litty like a titty.”
person one: “do you follow them on instagram @thestarvingmusiciansfund ?”
person two: “no i’ll do that right now!”

Rock-Hero Musician

Term used to refer to people who have no musical talent, but due to games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, they convince themselves that they can actually play an instrument. This misconception usually makes itself apparent when a Rock-Hero is given a chance to play a the instrument they think they can play, resulting in the Rock-Hero making a spectacle of themselves while also annoying the instruments owner and nearby people. The most cummon instruments are drums, bass, or guitar.

Example1:

Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"

Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"

Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"

Example2:

Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."

Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"

Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."