Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.
Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!
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The most plump, juicy thing you will ever seen. Count your days because this ass might round house you and send you out of this world
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being super fucked up from a drug of some sort, but being at a relaxed state
โi was on my ass when i took 2 bong hits and an edible
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Exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Similar in usage to Aussie "Fuck me dead"
I finally passed my finals...Clog my ass that is awesome!
Clog my ass, I've just missed my train!
Another way of saying "I'll tell you what"
Look at my ass, I'll give it to you for a hundred bucks
The experience of having a person, most likely driving a large truck or SUV with their high beams on, tailgating you at night when you are clearly exceeding the posted speed limit.
Dude, this chode was riding my ass the whole ride home even though I was going 20 MPH over the speed limit!
To work exceedingly hard on or for something that probably wasn't worth the fucks given.
Seriously Joe? I bust my ass on this stupid chocolate mousse, and then you tell me you're allergic to cocoa? Go suck a dick Joe, suck a fucking dick.
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