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A universal sentiment spoken by every single man and boy in the world (in every language possible).
English: Fuck, my balls itch!
Spanish: ¡Joder, me pican las bolas!
French: Putain, mes boules me démangent !
Italian: Cazzo, mi prudono le palle!
Latin: Fute, pilae meae prurigine!
German: Scheiße, meine Eier jucken!
Dutch: Verdomme, mijn ballen jeuken!
Afrikaans: Fok, my balle jeuk!
Finnish: Vittu, palloni kutittaa!
Swedish: fan, mina bollar kliar!
Russian: Бля, у меня яйца чешутся!
Slovak: Do riti, svrbia ma gule!
Bulgarian: По дяволите, сърбят ме топките!
Turkish: Kahretsin, taşaklarım kaşınıyor!
Armenian: Ջի՛մ, գնդիկներս քոր են գալիս:
Hebrew: לעזאזל, הביצים שלי מגרדות!
Greek: Γάμα, οι μπάλες μου φαγούρα!
Arabic: اللعنة ، الكرات بلدي حكة!
Korean: 젠장, 내 볼이 가렵다!
Chinese: 操，我的蛋蛋好痒！
Japanese: クソ、私のボールがかゆい！
Vietmese: Mẹ kiếp, quả bóng của tôi ngứa!
Indonesian: Persetan, bolaku gatal!
Sanskrit: चोदतु, मम कन्दुकाः कण्डूयन्ते!
Hindi: भाड़ में जाओ, मेरी गेंदों में खुजली!
Mongolian: Новш, миний бөмбөг загатнаж байна!
Igbo: Chei, bọọlụ m na-egbu mgbu!
Urdu: بھاڑ میں جاؤ، میری گیندوں کو کھجلی!
Hawaiian: Fuck, ʻeha koʻu mau pōpō!
Tamiol: ஃபக், என் பந்துகள் அரிப்பு!
Yiddish: פאַק, מיינע באָלץ קריצן!
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An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.
Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.
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A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.
That truck is huge...
Like my balls!
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Used to denote something that is so good that it hurts a little (or even a lot).
This would likely be used rarely in the positive, something that is so good that having experienced it, you can now die knowing that you have had the best and are happy.
Most common usage IS in the negative, as is described in the example below.
Everyone tells you how AWESOME something is, like a pastry or a movie. Then you go to that movie and don't like it (or just think it's so-so, or nothing special). Or, in our other example, you try the pastry and it's not "to die for". In both situations, when asked if you liked it, you say "It didn't burn my balls"
There is a penis between your balls
DUDE THERE IS A PENIS IN MY BALLS
The best expression to show frustration and anger. Also see fuck my ass
Alexis: Fuck this, fuck my balls.
Chandler: What?
Alexis: EAT, SANTA.
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