i cant feel my face

you are so high or drunk that you cant feelyour face

I'm so high that I cant feel my face

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I can't feel my face

Originally coined by rapper Ghostface Killah on his Fishscale album in the song Kilo, "I can't feel my face" is when you face numbs after snorting a lot of coke, blow, or yay-yo.

Ghostface Killah lyrics intro to Kilo:
"Yo, Oh, Yo Rae... I can't feel my face...
My heart pounding and shit...
Paranoid as a motherfucker right now, who da fuck? Close da blinds and shit!
Who dat? Captain Kirk?
The fuckaz da stark enterprise n enterprise shit outside or some shit?
..I need some pussy tho I'm ready for a catwoman or somethin...
Fu-fuck it, lets go!"

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I can’t feel my legs

This is what you might say after being paralyzed.

Or blown up.

Usually what someone would say in a crappy 1990s world war 2 movie. Or in other words “my legs! My legs!” Found in spongebobs bitch ass background character “the bitch”

or what your mom would say after we had the sex

“Holy shit! A landmine!”

“noo! Don’t step on that!” (This is said in a stereotypical nerd voice).

“Uh oh I’m gonna step on it!”
This is where your blow up and your legs get severed from your waist

“Ouch ooh, ow. My legs. I can’t feel my legs.”
You then bleed out and nobody comes to your funeral

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Bro, i cant feel my legs.

Smoking weed over and over rapidly until you cant feel you legs.

Dude, i was at a party last night..., Bro, i cant feel my legs.

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When I flex I feel my best

A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.

“When I flex I feel my best” -kel

My feelings

It DID hurt them you bald bitch. Your genetic inferiority is visible at a glance!

Hym "I mean give me a break! He looks like 'Kitten' from that reality show where Tristan Tate kicks him off the island! Seriously! Did you see him without the make-up!? That's what he looks like! It hurt my feelings. Defies reason. Is an affront to God... AND Satan!"

feel my rash

something your teacher might scream at you if you make them angry.

me: i don’t know the answer
teacher: FEEL MY RASH