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Neanderthal

unrefined, primitive-mannered, aloof techbros, usually seen walking in herds or packs in your organisation. (A.k.a neo's, like the matrix!)

yo wtf, there's a bunch of neos or neanderthals sitting on our desk!

by Storeman March 11, 2024


Modern Neanderthal

A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't

Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!

by MyNameIsNotJay September 5, 2022


Neanderthal Kisses

Rubbing your eyebrows together while grunting.

She's cute and all, but then she gave me neanderthal kisses.

by NeanderthalKisses May 25, 2022


Slutty neanderthal

A female whose brain functions at a bit of a primitive pace, with the exception of her thoughts bout takin the dick, she is up to times on that subject.

I tell you what. ....that Emily has some quirky ways bout her, but her being a slutty neanderthal has had its advantages. ...she makes me do things i been scared to ask other girls to try

by Genious817adam November 8, 2019


The neanderthal mark

When you are having sexual encounters with an individual and you suddenly notice their ex's name is still tattooed on them you suddenly jizz on the name and use your dick to leave your mark

I gave her the neanderthal mark.

by Anne$pitz November 27, 2022


Diseased Neanderthal

A white person, particularly one who is racist and ugly.

When you're a diseased neanderthal, you look 50 by the time you hit 25.

by Charming Dentist January 7, 2024


Spiraling Neanderthal

When you fuck a redhead on her period.

This chick I banged last night was the worst Spiraling Neanderthal I have ever done!

by KaneKewl November 4, 2011