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A town just outside of Nottingham in the east midlands area of the UK.
Most notable feature of this town is that its name is an anagram of its inhabitants.
nobody of note has ever come from Newark. unless you count abi titmuss
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A city in New Jersey which has a big ass airport and smells like actual shit
I was on my way to Philly when I pass Newark on the turnpike and I wanted to vomit it smelt so bad
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A multisystemic disease indigenous to homeless and jobless tribal populations in Newark, New Jersey consisting of HIV and at least two variations of hepatitis, most commonly HEP B and C.
Yo dawg, don't touch that nigga, he got dat newark flu.
Sumbady cawl a ambalamps, dat dirty hoe got da newark flu...
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An utter shit hole. The population of Newark is probably 50% chav and 50% pikey. The atmosphere is a beautiful blend of benefit scroungers and youth gang culture.
Jamie told me Newark-on-Trent is actually quite a nice place to visit.
Jamie is lying to you.
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The whitest town you will ever find. Pretty much everyone is related and there is about 5 families that make up about 50 percent of the population. There is about 1000 people in the whole town and everyone knows each other. Often reffered to as “ Nerk Valley”.
“ You wanna go to Newark Valley”
“ Don’t you mean Nerk Valley”
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/New.irk-Die.it/
Noun: The daily regiment required to treat one's HIV and HEP B or C (Newark Flu) infections.
Mohamed: I never should've had unprotected gay sex with that homeless gentleman at Newark Penn Station, now I'm stuck on that Newark Diet... :(
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A city in central Ohio, too big to have any sense of community, but too small to have anything to do. Known for a building shaped like a giant basket, and for a disproportionate number of juggalos and juggalettes.
newark ohio is a very unfortunate place to live.
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