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Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs April 23, 2024


Don't Look At My Newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs May 5, 2024


The newspaper boy

When you’re fucking your girl on Sunday so you have to throw the New York Times at her face because you are the fucking mailman. She dies on impact.

I was giving my girl the newspaper boy on Sunday

by 1pseudonym2 May 9, 2019


NEWSPAPER

if you’re here from the shade room yes their definition is true but ain’t nobody got time for that ima still say “paper for the news

I saw my sister in the newspaper today!

by IlmsmSky September 16, 2019


NEWSPAPER

Never Eat Wet Soggy Pussy And Poop Especially Rare

Torrey, NEWSPAPER... please, unless you want to.

by Cshady2424 September 23, 2020


Newspaper

A newspaper is a rich man's blog

We used to eat our fish and chips off a newspaper until we found out how toxic was the ink

by Option 22 May 22, 2020


Newspaper water

The waste that’s excreted from a news paper after it has been read

Freins:the house is on fire!!!
Me: shut up, theirs newspaper water on the couch.

by Cregthehat July 1, 2021