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Said when you want to leave a group or gathering to go have sex without actually saying it.
We have to go rearrange the furniture - see you in a couple hours.
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Usually 2 dudes in a big white box truck. They are poor but due to being trapped together all day have the best sense of humor you have ever heard. Thier boss is probably a dick whose name may or may not be Steven, fuck that dude. Dopest men you have ever met
Those 2 guys in the box truck were so funny, and good furniture movers
ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture
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Garnish or any part of prepared food that isn't meant to be eaten.
You don't need to eat that basil, that's food furniture.
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Having sex while your son or daughter is in the house.
"Last night my mom and Dave were moving the furniture all night, IT KEPT ME UP!"
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The act two penis owners may carry out that consists of a double ended sounding rod being inserted into both aforementioned penises, connecting the two penises together like a wooden peg might connect ikea furniture
"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"
"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"
"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"
"....what?"
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