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A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.
Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
Some one who is really special in your life. You have known him since you were just a kid. And have always been in love with him. You sit there and watch girls go bye with him but never have the guts to go up to him and tell him how you feel. This is someone you don't wont to loss, keep him forever. Next time you see Jordan, tell him how you feel. You never know, he may feel the same. I was to late, and now he's gone forever. Don't make a mistake like I did. GO GET HIM GIRL!!!
Love Fight Loss Jordan
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(girl definition)
She's just great, smart, funny, probably good at dancing too. She will not accept compliments because growing up she was bullied badly, probably by one of her closest friends too. She's sensitive and understanding, the perfect shoulder to cry on. She romanticizes nearly everything, but that isn't all that bad. she tries really hard in school even though she's prone to procrastinate. She tries her hardest to be a leader but usually falls back, unless she's really frustrated by something.
She should've been named "Jordan", she's too sweet
that's definitely a "Jordan"
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n. A type of dingleberry, still wet with Santorum, dangling from a freshly harvested McConnell (for the uninitiated, a McConnell is a special, turtle-head shaped butt plug—see full definition herein).
Much to Mister Nunes’s dismay, the McConnell he wanted to deal with his latest emergency was still dripping with Jordans from his previous engagement, and Ryan didn’t have a fresh one to spare.
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Kind-hearted, loving, thoughful person. Tall, dark and handsome! Deep brown eyes that melt the heart. Sarcastic. Stubborn. Determined. Hard worker. Takes the world on his shoulders. Very independent. Mysterious personality. Shy to strangers. Privelage to be his family or close friend.
Stranger: Who is Jordan?
Jess: The love of my life.
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Jordan: An amazing kisser, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, best to cuddle with, sexy, kind, caring, big heart, happy, funny, fun loving, loves God.. his family..girlfriend..and friends, someone you can't live without, utterly good looking and has the luckiest girlfriend ever because she is so totally blessed to have such an amazing man in her life. There is no one like him. He is one of a kind, a true gem! Once you meet him you'll fall in love with this prince charming from the South!
Someone I cannot live without. I love you babe!
Jordan looks so good Channing Tatum looks like a troll standing next to him.
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An extremely nice, talented guy who'll have your back till the day you die. Always loved and protects his true lover!
A handsome man that has gorgeous eyes and a sexy body with a massive penis.
Is great in bed and is fantastic at oral!!!!
"He was so good! Must have been a jordan"
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