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Achievement in Minecraft (for crafting/baking a cake) and a reference to Portal.
The cake is a lie.
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Way to interpret reality. Can be used to get free time from your social obligation
It's not a lie, as long as one people believe in it!
Inspired from a friend who lived in ButcherTown
- Boss, I cannot work today, my car doesnt start! ( Taking normally bus )
- Honey, I cannot have time for you today, I have to go to school ( Go drink beer and play poker with friend )
- Honey, I swear I never smoked any weed! (ya ya)
- Hey teacher, I didn't do my homework, I had a virus last week ( actually, last year)
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Getting drunk and kissing one of your closest girl friends, then lying about it to the girl of your dreams when she asks.
Jessica: Are you suuuure you didn't kiss her? I bet you did! You lie.
(Ian thinks to himself: "Uh oh. This can't be good.")
Ian: Nope, I didn't! Honestly.
Jessica: Uhhh... Okay. If you say so.
(Ian thinks to himself: Thank you, God!)
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liar-freddee dean is a liar, when he states that President Bush "lied," about WMD in Iraq. That, is a "lie."
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Lie(1) to knowingly tell something other than the truth. Lie (2) to spread yourself out on the floor/bed/any flat surface.
(1) "John, you told a lie!" (2) "I'll lie here on the floor."
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An excuse Donald Trump uses to turn the country against literally every non-white person
1: "That's a fact Donald Trump is saying!"
2: "No, it's a lie!"
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1. What someone will do when they want a sexual double-standard, to take advantage of their partner.
2. What men will do to keep the peace or gain status; What women will do to attack or gain status.
3. Any and/or every combination and permutation of the above.
No, I don't want to be involved with other people, honey. I ... just ... want ... to ... lie ... with ... you and your sexy body.
When I said you lied, I didn't mean you were just thinking of yourself!
S/He lied, but with such devilish skill that their was no need to open his/her mouth to pull it off.
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