When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.
Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!
When you're with someone and run into an acquaintance of his/hers. They exchange greetings, which leads to a conversation, and you stand there smiling like a dummy wondering if you'll ever be introduced.
We strolled through the crowd arm in arm, she knowing everyone and stopping to chat - me knowing nobody and in perpetual greeting orbit.
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To hook up with someone before knowing the person, similar to one night stand.
"Dude, do you actually know that girl or was it more of a meet and greet?"
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When you bump into a friend of a friend, or an ex, or your mates girlfriend your not that keen on and you have to say hello and pretend to have a brief conversation with them otherwise you look bad.
Bob: I bumped into Lucy the other day, she's so annoying but she's going out with my house mate at the moment so I just gave her the old political greeting and moved on.
To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)
Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!
when someone from llanelli pretends to greet you and punches you in the eye
that turk slime fucker gave me a panda eye when all along i thought he was someone important and i may have rimmed his sister, that was no Llanelli Greeting !
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a greeting used by a gang affiliate. Often involving the adding of unnecessary "Z"s. Sometimes it is simply a grunt followed by an elaborate hand gesture or gang sign. Some Gangster Greetings involve slurring words together. Others consist of a word similar to that of "dog" but spelt rather elaborately. others include terms such as "Bro", "Homie"and "Nigga"
Geoffrey:Yo wazzzzzzup, Bro.
Thomas: *grunt, followed by flailing of arms*
Fredrick: Whazzhappening? DAWG!
Bystander: Whoa, those gangsters have some awesome Gangster Greetings.
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