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A hot girl you meet or hook up with while touring or visiting a prestigious academic school and end up going to that school because you believe (mistakenly) that most girls there look/act like her.
*On a campus tour of Cornell*
Guy 1: "Dude this tour guide is hot, I am totally going here."
Guy 2: "Don't be fooled, she's just Yale bait, girls here are a 5 on average."
Girl: "I don't even go here, the campus hired me to get people to enroll."
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The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of meeting someone who attended Yale, you will be informed of that fact. This is rather humorous, particularly given that Yale isn't that great a school.
"Greetings, my name is Throckmorton Q. Covington; pleased to meet you. I say, it's a fine day. It reminds me of when I was a young lad attending Yale...."
Ha! The Yale Rule's been proven once again!
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A talented organization of dancers at Yale who’s personalities are comprised of equal parts Natalie Portman in Black Swan, Michelle Kwan at Nagano, and Natalie Portman in Garden State.
The Yale Dancers shows make my soul more beautiful.
Founded in 1701, Yale University was designed to counteract Harvard and groom future US Presidents. As one of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning and a member of the ivy league, Yale is particularly noted for its strong undergraduate program, Yale College, the Yale Law School, and the Yale School of Drama. The size of the stick that must be shoved up your ass to attend is now 5 inches (well about the Ivy League median of 3 inches, but a half inch below the maximum). This stick has been growing at an ever-growing rate in recent years, as Yale has consistently recorded the highest endowment growth of any elite university and has seen a resurgence in its programs.
Yale University is the home of future retarded elitist douches. I mean US Presidents.
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Semen known for its potency and expensive taste. Generally used among cum guzzlers to describe top notch semen.
"Did you get that Yale cum last night?"
"No bitch, that shit was sour AF."
A pompous, shitshow of a university where the wealth of the students is exceeded only be the tightness of their jeans.
Person #1: You seem like a tool. Do you go to Yale University?
Person #2: Yes.
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The stuckup snobby college where students are accepted based on family ties and not based on merit. Students who should fail end up receiving "gentleman C's" at Yale. Notable alumni have become politicians and then immediately tried their best to fuck up their country.
Bush graduated from Yale University after receiving gentleman C's, even though his intelligence is much lower than that of a chimp.
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