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That will be your mouth.
Listen asshole just shut your Nutcracker.
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Placing your scrotum into someones mouth, them proceeding to punch the top of their head as hard as you can in a downwards motion.
Paul: I bet you don't have the balls to do it.
Even if you do, you'll never have the balls to do it again.
Silas: Oh yeah!? Well I'll be getting a Nutcracker TONIGHT!
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When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.
Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.
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A sex act where you cum on the other guy's nuts, and then stomp on them.
Jack had to call in from work because his boyfriend gave him a glazed nutcracker last night.
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-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina
-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?
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it`s a polite way of saying son of a bitch
you hit your thumb with a hammer
and you say son of a nutcracker
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When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.
No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.
"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."