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obsessibe compulsive disorder
a wierd disease which causes sufferers like myself to fear unlikely events if you don't do or correct something. sufferers have been known to aquire phobias from this disease. I am now emetophobic.
-I am an athiest and I feared God striking me down if I didn't retie my shoes without thinking a clean nice thought.
-If I had to repeat things ceartain numbers woere unacceptable. for me: 3, 6 (my fav number), 9,13,17,18,21,23, 27.
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Obsessive Capaldi Disorder.
Being obsessed about actor, Peter Capaldi
MAT: Dude I have OCD.
DUDE: WTF yur obviously lying.
MAT: NO! I have Obsessive Capaldi Disorder.
RANDOM WHOVIAN: DUDE ME TOO!
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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is a horrible disorder, trust me you really don't want it. For people with OCD simple things like germs can bother them so bad it's hard for someone without the disorder to even imagine. It can be so intense for me sometimes that I cry or start breathing so heavily that you would think I was having some extremely good sex.
Bob: *moves furniture*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY OCD IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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obsessive-compulsive disorder:
a mental illness which causes someone who has it to do something repeatedly for no reason
if you got OCD you might wash you hands repeatedly thinking that they are never clean
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When used by a fan of the twilight saga;
Obsessive CULLEN Disorder - referring to the family of "vegetarian" vampires
Otherwise;
Obessive COMPLUSIVE Disorder - An irrational urge to repeat a process ecessively.
a) I LOVE twilight! And I am not suffering from OCD, I love every minute of it!
b) Emily* has OCD, every morning she has to brush her hair 79 times or she has a nervous breakdown.
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Obsesive Compulsive Disorder: A disorder most emos 'say' they suffer or at least want to cuz one day one of them, i guess a "cool" one suffered it. now they all think that every bad habbit they have is OCD.
Emo kid: OMG, i wanna cut myself cuz i think i like, suffer OCD...
Me: Just cuz u eat ur nails does not make u OCD DUMBASS...
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Unnecessary repetition of act. Unnecessary repetition of act.
UD = More than 500 definitions.
OCD = 5 + 0 + 0= 5 + 2= 7. Everything's fine now.
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