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abbey loves to cock. not to be confused with loving cock, because she’s a massive lesbo
whiskey: “oh, okay”
goobie:”HEKEHEJE”
abbey:” I JUST PEED IM COCKING”
an elusive meaty organ for which many girls spend their days & nights devotedly searching, that they might extinguish the all-consuming heat of passion in their heart & soul--a yearning which begins as a twinge of desire between their legs, when luscious labia unfold unto the inner lips and clitoris and vaginal juices of pubescent longing for something deep within
As she was losing her virginity, she knew all too well that her firsttime lover was not the cock of her dreams, that he would never suffice, that she could not wait to embark upon her next great adventure; whereupon she began to devise just the plan to get his best friend alone in her room to try him out for size.
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cock it really means fuck it but if u don't want to use fuck it use cock it.
Shaun of the dead
Ed(while playing a pinball game) "ah cock it"
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what my wife is allergic to..... or seems to be anyway
My wife won't give me any pussy. I think she's allergic to cock.
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1. A rooster living on a farm, or anywhere.
2. another word for penis
1. Sam, look at that red cock!
1. Sam, look at that enormous cock!
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Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.
Symptoms include:
- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes
- Talking beyond stupid.
- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.
- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then
five mins later you hate them).
- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type
of hangover.
Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"
=..8)!
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What a guy uses to get pleased.
Man, I wish you were here so I could put my cock inside of you and fuck you.
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