Exxon oil spill

This relates to the alaskan pipeline - if the condom full of shit ruptures inside the anus and leaks out like an oil pipeline leak.

Oh man, i was doing the alaskan pipeline on this chick and when i pulled it out i saw it broke in half and all this shit started oozing out. It was a major exxon oil spill!

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albino oil spill

When you ejaculate on any surface of water

Bro my girl was riding me surfboard style in the tub and I pulled out and busted an albino oil spill all up in there

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BP Oil Spill

When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.

A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."

B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"

A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"

B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."

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Alaskan Oil Spill

When 8 people (4 girls, 4 guys) make a circle of everybody putting there dick into each other butt. Then all the girls run out of the circle and cum goes everywhere

Man I can't believe they all had an Alaskan Oil Spill with each other

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BP Oil Spill

To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.

I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.

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deep sea oil spill

When a woman tricks her abusive lover into performing oral sex on her. As he prepares to give her bad head, she raises her buttocks and sprays his face with diarrhea.

Courtney gave Drew a deep sea oil spill after he threatened to smack a bitch!

BP Oil Spill

When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill

Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*

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