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Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.
"I think they're prolly related to the Hilton Sisters too. . . ."
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olsen twins
The next million dollar porn company, because porn does not require acting skils, the ability to sing, or talent. Porn only requires good looks, (which, overrated or not- they have 'em) the ability to have sex, (oh, thats hard..lol) the desire to have the attention of the world on you (if it's been all good press before- maybe their looking to prove they can be bad girls now), jealousy in large groups, and a bankroll Donald Trump probably envies.
Do I really need an example people?
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Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'
1. Someone you say you know to make you sound important.
2. Former NFL football player, announcer and actor.
I’m kind of a big deal. I know Merlin Olsen.
Two extremely anorexic, untalented hollywood (oh wait, they only made one movie that came out in theaters, which, by the way, sucked) showoffs...i don't know which is worse, Paris Hilton, or the Olsen twins. Their clothes suck as well...too ornate...who are they? What did they actually do (beside full house and a bunch of crappy movies)
Person 1: "Yuck! You're starting to look and act like Paris Hilton!"
Person 2: "Hmm...Someone once commented that I was starting to look and act like the Olsen Twins."
Person 1: "Well, yeah. Same thing. The Olsen twins are the Paris Hiltons of tomorrow."
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they used to be kind of annoying, now they are just really annoying. they don't do ANYTHING good in the entertainment industry. nothing.. and they are on the cover of all these magizenes. wooo they were in full house. yeah that show ended like 7 years ago. now all they make is vhs tapes.. not even movies because THEY ARENT IN THEATERS BUT ADVERTISED ALL OVER NICKELODEON. they have gay ass barbie dolls and video games that no one plays except for the autistic girl down the street. ill give them this.. they are pretty. but goddd i dont understand, they can't act, they can't sing. oh woops u dont even need to be able to do shit just to make it big today. u just have to have ur mom try to get u on tv since u were an infant.
watch full house if u wanna see them at their best.. which is actually pretty sad.
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