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drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food
Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....
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Spelt with a capital N, there is only one Cap'N. Often mistaken as Captain which is completely false in every possible way.
Person #1: Is that Captain Walsh?
Person #2: No it's Cap'N Walsh silly.
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1. Superhero who's supposed to be able to save the planet.
Only Cap'n Trade can save us now!
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When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food.
I get Cap'n Crunch mouth after eating 2 bowls of that friggin cereal!
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when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum
hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"
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When the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.
I have Cap'n Crunch mouth from breakfast and the roof of my mouth needs time to recover.
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