meet my meat

When your meat suddenly talks to you, and wants to meet your parents.

Hey Brian Montesino, can you meet my meat tomorrow night?

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Milking my meat

Another way of saying milking my dick

Eg im milking my meat

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hold my meat

1.to express dominance over someone, or 2. as a sexual acceptance of the other sex

1. "Did you see me dunk on that kid in the game today? I was like, "hold my meat, bitch."

2. I saw the hottest girl in class today. I thought to myself, hold my meat, slut.

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Beat my meat

Use bmm instead of using the whole beat my meat

I’m finna bmm (beat my meat) I’ll text you later

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bust my meat

A sexier way of saying I got to jerk off.

I got to bust my meat.

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poke my meat

female version of “beat my meat”; the use of fingers also known as female
masturbation

Girl 1: “I’m going to poke my meat later on tonight.”
Girl 2: “Oh cool! Me too, I think i’ll use my dildo this time.”

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🅱️eat my meat

Nobody will find this because they’re all pussies who are too scared to look this shit up.

Man I really want to 🅱️EAT MY MEAT right now.
No man you can’t we’re at school.
I’m pregnant

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