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When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.
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Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.
The act of playing dead.
The victim used opossumism to escape her assailant.
that bloody mess on the side of the road
look at that opossum he got wrecked
The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.
I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS
“Did you hear that owl and that mouse had a baby?”
“Yeah man the scientific word is opossum”
“That’s some pans labyrinth shit”
FAKE, Faker, fake as fuck, pretending to be something you are not.
Poser.
Mimicking or mirroring someone or others in a personal or social environment to aid in negative intentions with malicious intent later on.
Most common in highly insecure, jealous, individuals who lack since of self, and feel they must try to bring others down in order to make themselves feel better about themselves, and the horrible things they do.
Highly promiscuous and incapable of being faithful in relationships (cheaters), liars.
Ignorance at its finest!
Hey bruh, stay away from that one...she's a opossum.