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A jobless person that resorts to begging chatroom users for beer money.
That guy I just chatted with was a true chatroom panhandler, he wouldn't stop begging me for money.
A child conceived during spring break, mainly in cities such as panama city. These children usually grow to be fuck ups and beat their spouse on the regular.
Yo dat man be fucking up.
Yea, dats a panhandle baby. He was born in either oklahoma, texas or florida. You know, a panhandle state.
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The act of an institution or charity hiring a staff of commissioned college students that stand in the street wearing branded shirts, passing out sympathy- or fear-inducing literature, and holding clipboards to forcibly solicit donations.
A: Aww man, the sidewalk is blocked up by 5 people all wearing the same green shirt, this can only mean Greenpeace is engaging in institutionalized panhandling again.
B: Quick, pretend you're on your cell phone and whatever you do do not make eye contact.
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When you're fuckin' a chick in the butt from behind and she grabs your sack-skin and uses it to rub her junk and get herself off.
That chick Bianca LOVES to give herself a Panhandle Flapjack when she's gettin' railed in the ass.
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When you grow a beard, then rub it into a clitoris/vaginal area. Shortly thereafter, you take some tweezers and try to pinch the clit. This is done almost purely for hilarity.
Aww, yeah man, I Alaskan Panhandled the shit outta that chick, and she responded by punching me in the balls.
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Specifically, the counties of Hancock, Brooke, Ohio, Marshall, and Wetzel in northern West Virginia.
Generally, the aformentioned counties in West Virginia but also including the counties of Belmont, Jefferson, and Columbiana in Ohio; and, the counties of Beaver, Washington, and Allegheny in Pennsylvania.
The region is characterised by bad roads strewn with deer carcasses, run-down steel mills, smog, foul-smelling air, and "cafes" (particularly in West Virginia). There is also considerable blight due to malaise and apathy on the part of the middle-aged and older people. There was once a time when one could drop out of high school in this area and get a high-paying job at one of the local steel mills. This, coupled with the belief that the American steel industry will rebound, has caused parents to neglect their children's education. The evidence of this can be seen in towns such as Newell, West Virginia and East Liverpool, Ohio. Large numbers of teenaged girls can be seen carting around at least one illegitimate child before they finish high school, and two or more by the time they are 21; at least one of the children will be of mixed race. The young men are generally lazy, and only a few actually hold down full-time jobs. MOST young people who leave the area to go to university do not come back.
The people are characterised by their love of Nascar, VERY cheap beer, mullets, lack of education, and missing teeth. Despite being yankees, they proudly display the Confederate battle flag. Although there are a fair amount of African Americans in nearly all the towns in this region, the word "colored" is still considered an acceptable term even among the few educated whites.
Spots worth checking out:
For gambling, one can go to Weirton and check out their many "cafes;" even the bloody donut shop has slot machines. One can also travel twenty minutes north and go to Mountaineer Racetrack and Gaming Resort. For people watching, I recommend going to Newell and Chester in West Virginia and East Liverpool in Ohio. I also highly recommend going to Follansbee, West Virginia to check out the Wheeling/Pittsburgh Steel cinter plant. This facility has a very prominent stack that spews flame and VERY acrid smoke into the air.
Other hot spots: Wheeling, West Virginia; and Cabela's.
Popular vacation destinations for the people of the region: Due to lack of desire for travel, or knowledge of the world outside of the Northern Panhandle, most people prefer to stay home or go to Pittsburgh for vacation. For the few brave enough to venture out of the area the most popular spots are the Outer Banks, Myrtle Beach, or the Jersey Shore.
Other anomalies peculiar to this region: An inordinate number of men called "Cecil," the use of the term "know'd" in place of the WORD "knew," and bad grammar in general (ex. "I don't got no tickets for the Newell bridge" as opposed to "I don't have any tickets for the Newell bridge."). Other oddities include many men with one or two lazy or crossed eyes.
Man, I don't want to work anymore. I think I'll fake an injury on the job and collect workman's comp.
Dude, don't be a douche; that's so Northern panhandle.
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Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it. No plan. No plot.
The increased murder rate and subsequent arrest and convictions in this part of the state is due to a large demographic of white trash exhibiting major panhandle behavior.