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"dood, is that guy cooking his nob"
"no, ian he's a pansexual"
Pastry chef: I like to think of myself as pansexual.
Karen: oh my god he's been humpin' my pans!
A synonym for words like whore, slut or similar. Pansexuals will fuck anyone or anything.
It is usually used by post-modern liberal queermos that think current "labels" don't fully encompass their complex brand of slutty--- I mean sexuality. So they make up their own words to sound interesting and cosmopolitan.
Person 1: Dude that chick/dude just fucked a guy, a girl, a hermaphodite, and a donkey midget! He/she must be some kind of super slut!
Person 2: No you ignorant person. That person is pansexual a fluffy nonsense word that I just made up. Pansexuals are so full and dripping with love that they can't help but get it on everyone. Better get a hepatitis test.
A fake sexuality made by kids from tumblr
Person 1: I'm le pansexual xD xD xD
Person 2: Hello my little special snowflake
Person 3: Do you fuck pans xD xD
when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes
I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night
A weirdass alien girl with a fake lipring and blue hair.
"Dude, Pansexual just tried to grind with me."
"What the fuck has she been doing with my pans??"
A person who is attracted to all genders and etc. Such as, animals, objects, family members, same sex, trannies
Friend: what would you like to do today?
Pansexual: anything, maybe even you.
Friend: excuse me?
Pansexual: wanna have a threesome with my dog?