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People who gave birth to you and FUCK up your life!!!!
Like my parents... There divorced and their still fighting and yelling at eachother over the phone!!!!
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the easy way to loose your sanity
a short example of parents
dad: take out the garbage, to your homework, feed the dog, do this do that, you are really stupid, you don't do anything right, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
kid: SHUT UP!!! IM GOING INSANE
dad: What did you say? you're grounded
so as you can see if this keeps up you are probably gonna end up in the mental hospital
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Parents that make your life living hell until your 18, blame you for everything in the world that goes wrong, makes sure that you have no fun what-so-ever, never let you out of the house without them being attached to your ankles like a ball and chain.
And: People that HATE teens.
And: People that dont give a rap about how YOU feel.
Parents
teen: dad....can...i...
Dad: No time, No gas, No money, No care.
teen: thats getting a little old..
Dad: No.
Teen: how would You like to wake up tomorrow dead?
Dad: go to your room.
Teen: sons of mothers Dad just listen!!!
Dad: dont use that kind of languege!
Teen: What Lang!?
Dad: Go to your room.
*teen walks up stairs and off's himself/herself.
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Those Whom Which Have Birth To You.
Those Whom Which Own You, And Everything You Possess Until The Age Of 18.
Okay, So Those Are The Basics That Everyone Can Agree On. Now Here The Part In
Which I May Get Some Downs For. I Don't Know If I Can Trust Peoples Accounts In The
Other Defs. But Hopefully, This Is What Defines SOME Parents.
Those Who Emphasize The Fact That They Own You, That You Have No Rights Under Their
House Until The Age Of 18.
Those Who Threaten You About Your Future And Constantly Go On Mad Tirades And Lectures
In Which Have No Actual Point.
Those Who Take All The Money You Have Or Get (From Any Source) And Freely Use It As
Their Own.
Those Who Lie To You Just To Make You Quiet Or A Obtain The Moments Peace.
Those Who Yell At You For Being Late, If Not Then Screaming At You For Not Being Early.
Those Who Have A Lot Money, Don't Spend Their OWN Money, And Find A Way To Get More Money
Regards Of The Risks And Events In Which They Will Cause.
Those Who Constantly Brag About How They Are Superior To You, In Every Aspect Of Life
And Always Pass The Blame To You In Front Of Their Colleagues.
Those Who Bombard You With Constant Statements About Your Friends Or The Names Of Anyone
They Come Across That Are Related To You Of How They Will One Day Betray You Until You
Are Paranoid And Have No Idea What It Was Like Being Naive.
Those Who Say They Love You, But Before You Can Open Your Mouth Have Already Back Stabbed
You.
Those Who Are Uncomfortable Seeing His/Her Child Do Nothing (Or Play) While They Are
Working Themselves.
Those Who Let Off Their Steam, Built Up On The Weekdays, On You Every Saturday
Morning.
Those Who Can Start A Bitch Fest From ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Despite The Fact That You Have
Said NOTHING AT ALL And Have Done Nothing Wrong Today.<Proven By Yours Truly.
Those Who Believe That Time=Maturity, Not Experience=Maturity, Because Otherwise,
Kids Would Be Equal To Parents, Which Is Considered Absurd.
Well, That's It! =P Now That I'm Scrolling Up From The Text Box, I Noticed That
I Was Flaming...I Don't Know, Maybe I'm Still Blind And Totally Oblivious To My
Parents True Intentions. Maybe I'm Still Ignorant And Naive And Haven't Seen The
Light Yet. Then Again, There's Still Time. Still Got 5 Years Till My Parents
Legally Have No Ownership Of Me. Jeez, Sure Let Off Some Bitterness There.
Just Open Your Eyes. I'm Sure Anyone Can See What I'm Talking About. Then Again, Probably Not. =P
And Just Because I Have To Include The Word Of The Def, Here It Is: parents
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The people who had sex to make you
I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.
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The biggest stressor and contradictors in most kids life. Both the lazy-assed kids like myself and the smart A+ students don't get cut any slack from parents. Take the examples.
Jeff's Parents(Smart kid): Jeff you got an 88 for Honors SS this quarter, 2 weeks detention buddy!
Joe's Parents(Dumb Kid): Why are you up at 11:00 PM doing Homework? *Blah Blah Blah*
Jeff's Thoughts: Jesus christ are you kidding me dumb fucks i care about my grades why do they have to?? They're not even helping me!!
Joe's thoughts: Uhhm get the fuck out of my room you dumb bitches i don't need you i get the work done it just takes a while
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