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A sexual act where a male roofies a female and shoves a steel beam up her choice of her vagina or ass.
Heard you and Big Ben tag teamed that girl from the bar last night.
Yeah, we gave her the Pittsburgh Parlay.
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parlay is french for talk. Ballin Talk. Sounds so southern don't it?
Look at Big Pokey in his maybach!
Now thats ballin parlay
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(President of the company) We just set a new sales record for the month.
(Vice President) Ballin-Parlay!
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When making a work trip into a pleasure trip.
I was in San Diego for work so I pulled the work trip parlay and stayed the weekend on the company dollar.
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A parlay bet involving Univerity of North Carolina and Duke and possibly, if in a pinch, Wake Forest or NC State
I was having a rough weekend at the sports book but then I took a big Tobacco Road Parlay and won it all back
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eggplant (m16) and dragonfruit (f16) beef that the best ever (me) got in the middle of
first started with him blocking me, asking to be friends with me, started being weirdly sexual, i manipulated him (i apologized for it i know it was wrong), he suggested polyamory with a freshman, she dmed me, i told her, she gave me some lore like he sa'd her, i told her about his history of cheating and lies, blocked him on everything (except spam bc i forgot), we text all day, basically i apologized for manipulating him, payton told me he only used me for school answers, blocked me, unblocked me to instigate, said how i felt, she told his gma, he wants to be friends with me and i said yes bc he was a close friend, making them have closure, and idk what the convo is of that yet ill update when ready and thats the polyamory parlay at kmhs
When your parlay gets absolutely destroyed off rip, so you fire up a second parlay, daring to bet on teams you didn't even know existed.
Bro, Cavs +3 first quarter fucked my parlay already, had to fire up a panic parlay of Kansas -7.5, Kansas K-State Over135, and Montana -2.5. I swear if the Grizzlies fuck me.