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Filling a pussy with fresh whiped creme and then eating it out.
Wow, i am so hungry, i could go for a pussy pastry.
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A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!
Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!
The classy version of twat waffle. Instead of a twat waffle, which is defined as a shriveled up vagina that looks like a defrosted waffle, a vagina pastry consists of an attractive vagina that looks as good as a cup cake or fresh cannolis and you just want to satisfy your sweet tooth and just eat, eat, eat.
Oh my God, you're such a vagina pastry and you're making me hungry.
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Being tired of the same bakery.
Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.
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love pastry noun thought/thing
A love pastry is the act of (liking someone before loving them) layering on thin layers of un-cooked dough smothering it in butter pecans and cinamin, continuously untill you have a biiig uncooked love pastry
then you cook it in the loove oven and the result is a delicious hot pastry
Some one else: or you burn it
Me: NO! no burning of the love pastries!
I fell if love with a guy so I found this ready made love pastry there was no me layering the pastries.
I was confessed to and I slowly started to like the guy. so now I am layering the pastry.
Later I will bake the pastry and reap the rewards of a steaming hot pastry.
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A life plan that is unsure/flakey
Are we really going to do this or is it just a pastry plan?
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