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Patriarchy (Ken’s Version)

Ken’s version of the Patriarchy is a bunch of strong men riding horses all day. When Ken eventually realizes that the Patriarchy is not about riding horses all day, he gave up the idea.

“To be honest, when i found out the Patriarchy wasn’t about riding horses, i lost interest anyway..” indicating that he had lost interest when it turned out that his vision of the Patriarchy (Ken’s Version) wasn’t true

And another example:
“You can’t just do just one appendectomy..”
“But i’m a man.”
“But not a doctor.”
“Can i talk to a doctor?”
“You are talking to a doctor..”
“I need a clicky pen.”
“No.”
“And a sharp thing”

by Purple_Deodorant July 28, 2023


Patriarchy Hire

A unqualified white and/or male who was nevertheless hired but are blindly confident about his “skills” and has the audacity to refer other POC employees as “diversity hire”.

Brad: Well it is so unfair that she got the promotion. She is Asian and she is a woman, she can be their diversity hire. This political correctness is insane.
You: Yeah? You are obnoxious and your work suck, you are only here because you are a patriarchy hire!

A: He doesn’t even know how to read the balance sheet! How did he got the job??
B: Well they say he has good communication skills. But we all know it’s because he is a white man so clients pay more attention when he talks. He is one of those patriarchy hires.

by Klaraantiracism March 22, 2021

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patriarchy pay day

When a man pays for a women as a means of financial compensation for the women having to live in a patriarchal and oppressive society.

Thank god it was patriarchy pay day on my date with josh last night, he brought me dinner which is great because I had to spend $700 on a new IUD last week.

by Clem dupe June 1, 2023


Fuck the patriarchy

A phrase that calls for the complete extermination of males and masculinity. Usually used by angry radical feminists who cannot get a job and resort to fucking the Communist Manifesto.

This is similar to the chanting "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free"

Person 1: "Did you know that most internet users are males?"
Person 2: "AHHAHAHAH FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!"

by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024


Patriarchy

It’s a game of tennis between powerful men where they use women instead of tennis balls

“In the game of Patriarchy, women aren’t the opposing team, they’re the ball.”
- Anita Sarkeesian

by Cryo311 March 31, 2023


Patriarchy

A synonym for a non-existent thing.

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Patriarchy is evil. Donald Trump is a woman hater!

Have you ever been to Iran?
YOU DARE QUESTION ME! THAT IS PATRIARCHAL!

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024


Patriarchy

Something that hot people are fighting and fucking. If you wish to fuck or fight the patriarchy you must say sentences such as "eat the rich" and "fuck the rich"

Greg: i am a misogynist
Hot person: fuck the patriarchy

by I love hot goths. May 1, 2024