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This is cross between a chav and a posh person thus the name pav.
"OMG she has changed so much. You could go as far to say a pav."
"Yeah. Be happy she's not a slitch yet!"
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The act of having oral sex in the kitchen.
Glenn: "Me and Seth are gonna go into the kitchen. Do you guys need anything?"
Jake: "Dude, just promise me you're not gonna grab the pav."
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If your names Pav you typically go to a private school, are very lanky, very hairy but doesn't know how to use a shaver, has the deadest trim on the planet, Pav claims to be such a good boy cos he doesn't drink or smoke but then has no basic human morals. in hindsight Pav doesn't make sense. Feel sorry for the girls he tries it on with after giving up on a bad bitch!
"your such a Pav/Pavanjoht"
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Umpires are humans and they are often called as team members of Mumbai Indians. Usually teams play with 11 players but MI plays with 13 players and the extra 2 are umpires. A point to be noted is that experts also say that MI plays with 12 players as they don't consider their captain as a player. He is just for show off. Courtesy of Not Anshuman.
See they are Vada Pav Franchise players, No they are Umpires.
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When somone (your dad) accidentally shoved his foot inside a pavlova while sitting in a car
“Omg you just totally foot paved that pavlova” (after somone puts their foot in a pavlova)
Having sex with a guy that looks like he's 10 years older than you after knowing him for 2 weeks or less.
"OMG did you hear about Brittany hooking up with Tom?"
"Yes!! He's like 28 and they just met!!"
"OMG ew she's totally pulling a pavs. What a fucking slut."
A Child Snatcher Who Keeps Kids In His Basement.
Usually an introvert and bad at social interactions. Also a non-productive member of society, a NEET.
"Hey, do you know a Pav? Looking to buy some product."
"Yea, I Furnished his basement a week ago."