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Tension Jaaye Pension Lene

Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.

Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.

A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'

by Procrastinator2.0 December 22, 2023


poverty pension

The money earned from playing the lottery, bingo, sweepstakes or any form of gambling that requires minimal physical exertion and even less education.

The idiots won their poverty pension in Vegas then moved to Florida.

by school_is_old March 08, 2020


Welcome to pensions

The act of Congratulations!

Damn son, welcome to pensions.

by Yeetboyo October 30, 2017


Pension predator

A younger person dating a significantly older person hoping to benefit from their old age pension or insurance ect

See the age difference..shes after his money... pension predator

by Bricker81 October 24, 2018


Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 02, 2021


Charnocks little pension

When a fiery person has a auto correct from cherno little penis to charnocks little pension.

Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."

by Malefallon November 24, 2021