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restroom; bathroom; place where piddle is harvested
Tim must have had a burrito for lunch because he was i heard him in pain in the PIDDLE FARM.
Julie has to pee so bad I saw her run to the PIDDLE FARM.
Frank drank so much last night i think he is peeing and throwing up at once in the PIDDLE FARM.
The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.
I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.
I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.
verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
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The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.
who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place
the word yelled when playing the game, also called strip-piddle. anytime another car with one headlight out is spotted, the first person to hit to ceiling of the vehicle and yell "STRIP-PIDDLE" is the only person in the car that does not have to remove an article of clothing. all other passengers must remove one article of clothing.
*car with only one headlight spotted
"STRIP-PIDDLE"
winner smiles happily, losers remove one article of clothing.
shoes count as one article, not two.
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The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.
"Dude, I'm so knackered I just had a piddle wank!"
"Bad luck dude...here's a tissue"