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The pink eye you never want to get, but do so after pulling off a successful "sleeping conrey"...
Your buddy falls asleep, then you tea-bags their eye sockets, then you punch them in the stomach when you are in position, then the tea-bagee slams their head forward right in to the ass of the tea-bagger.
It's a quadruple threat once the "Pink Eye Surprise" kicks in from the fecal matter that got in your buddies eye.
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While your female companion is sleeping, you jack-off onto one of her eyes without disturbing her. When she wakes up you convince her that it's actually a really bad eye infection and get her to go to the doctor. She is then humiliated when the nurse, staff and doctor inform her it is not an eye infection at all, just dried semen. A good way to break up with a chick.
She wouldn't let me watch the game last night, so I gave her a Pink Eye Send Off, and threw all her clothes in the yard this morning while she was at the doctor.
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The Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is most easily described as a sneak attack.
A Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is when you sneak into a friend, sibling, or roommates room while they are sleeping, bend over, spread your cheeks' and let er rip right in the face of the unaware sleeper.
When the unlucky bastard with shitty friends wakes up he will have a face full of fecal matter and a beginners case of the dreaded Pink Eye.
An "Ultimate" Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is achieved when the attacker is of Asian decent and he pulls of the attack on a Sunday morning.
Sizuki: "Bansai!!!"
Chris: "Awww whats on my face?"
Sizuki: "Bansai!!"
Chris: "Fuck did you Pink Eye Pearl Harbor me?"
Sizuki: "Ultimate."
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When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye
Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.
Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.
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The result of pissing someone off so much that they would take a massive dumb on your eye.
The mass would result in a powerful impact leaving a black eye, the fecal matter would result in an infection such as pink eye, and the fecal residue in your eye would result in a brown eye.
Look at the size of that Black Pink Brown Eye!
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Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.
Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.