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Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.
im platinum smurf, dont worry i got this
When a baseball player strikes out five times in a game. (also usable for hockey when someone scores five goals). Follows the hat trick (3), golden sumbrero (4).
With his fifth strikeout of the night, Mark Teixeira is saddled with with platinum fez.
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Term used by Irish college/uni students. Like the Golden week (where one goes to every class in a week on time) except every night throughout the week one goes out on the piss, and making it into class the next morning.
aw man, I just did the platinum week. *dies*
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Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.
See also Fap.
1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."
a gay man who has never even kissed a girl and was born by Caesarean Section, thereby never having had any contact with a vagina
He was a naturally-born Platinum gay.
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A girl who dyes her hair blonde, but still has a black bush. Her black box gives her away.
"That Lori is a platinum jet."