Please

P.L.E.A.S.E
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
Introduced in HIMYM

Ted: "So Barney, what do you do for a living?"
Barney: "Please..."
Ted: "Explain."
Barney: "Please, provide legal exculpation and sign everything!"

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Please?

A way of saying "repeat yourself", or "huh?" in Cincinnati, Ohio. Usually said in combination with a hand held to the ear in a "I can't hear you" fashion.

Man 1: Hey did you see the Bengals game today?
Man 2 (holding his hand to his ear): Please?

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Please

A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Get the hell out
3. Kill yourself

Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!?

Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.

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Please

A term used by Beasley and Bates, originating from Bill. The term 'please' can be placed at the end of any sentence, or in mid-flow of a sentence. This may be to cover up and foul mouthed word, or a secret word.

'Ahhhhh hallo there Beasley Please. How are we today there please. Have you done your please, please?'

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No, please, no

When you're voting for words on Urban Dictionary because you're bored, and you run out of words. Often cried out, maybe with a few sobs added in for good measure.

No, please, no, Urban Dictionary can't be out of voting words already!

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Pleased

Where one or more people/person feels proud or happy with an accomplished task

Pleasure to meet you Britney Spears / ‘ I am pleased with myself

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Please

A word often said in a deep voice, by the manager of the Lee Wood hotel in Buxton.

"Now come on, please"

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