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A game played with a standard deck of playing cards. Multiple variations, the best being "Texas Hold'em" (as seen on the "World Poker Tour") only savages play poker.
Dude, let's go play some Poker!
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getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on
billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"
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People on Facebook that post Bible verses as their status updates in a way to show that they are Christians in an annoying way, or to state that they are better people by knowing Bible verses.
Alana posted another Psalm as her status. She is such a Jesus Poker.
Catholic Douce Bag
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A harmless word that people may for some reason find offensive, even though it doesn't make any sense.
That gentleman is well spoken for a corn-poker.
A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.
Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.
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Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.
Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?
JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?
Rey: yes every time!
JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?
Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?
JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!
meaning arse sex usually for gay men
or arse rape(er/rape(d) but not in the actuall rape kind of way
or bumming
go get poo poked you poo poker
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