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Faded, off-brand Polo shirts; usually worn by fans of The Dave Matthews Bland.
Dude, I don't know what the hell I'm wearing...I'm a 'T-shirt and jeans' kinda guy. Do I look gay?!
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Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.
To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.
I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.
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When an old man inseminates a younger woman and she begins to take on his elderly values
Edward gave Sierra a polio shot and now she’s talking to Siri more and buying her clothing at the Steinmart
She is a gorg girl and is trustworthy kind smart and a loving person
Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep
I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.