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Polio Shirts

Faded, off-brand Polo shirts; usually worn by fans of The Dave Matthews Bland.

Dude, I don't know what the hell I'm wearing...I'm a 'T-shirt and jeans' kinda guy. Do I look gay?!

by PappaWheelie November 18, 2003


Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

by Mega Hemroids March 08, 2021


fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.

I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.

by Cronnick January 27, 2004


Polio

Bitches can't walk!

My wife has polio. Oh, so that bitch can't walk?

by Jic Bassey January 03, 2021


Polio Slimb

Leader of sick and twisted band

That guy is Polio Slimb

by Treefaller62 January 31, 2025


Polio Shot

When an old man inseminates a younger woman and she begins to take on his elderly values

Edward gave Sierra a polio shot and now she’s talking to Siri more and buying her clothing at the Steinmart

by Funnyonions September 30, 2020


Keylin Ruiz Polio

She is a gorg girl and is trustworthy kind smart and a loving person

Hello keylin Ruiz polio

by Truthsnocap April 12, 2022