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Faded, off-brand Polo shirts; usually worn by fans of The Dave Matthews Bland.
Dude, I don't know what the hell I'm wearing...I'm a 'T-shirt and jeans' kinda guy. Do I look gay?!
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Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.
To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.
I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.
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When an old man inseminates a younger woman and she begins to take on his elderly values
Edward gave Sierra a polio shot and now she’s talking to Siri more and buying her clothing at the Steinmart
A father who has so much polio they can’t move and have to buy bootlegs using a voice machine
Friend 1: Dude, did you see that guy?
Friend 2: Yeah, he’s Papa Polio!
She is a gorg girl and is trustworthy kind smart and a loving person