POOF

What a girl/woman does when she needs to expell gaseous vapours from her bloated intestine

She felt funny after the B-B-Q so she went behind the shed and let out a "poof"

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poof

the sound of a cat's pussy farting...aka queefing

"Yo, Josiah - did that cat just poof on your couch?"

or

"That is some herb smells like straight poof."

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poof

A godly oof.

Mary: I lost all of my stuff in the game I was playing
Bill: Poof

poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.

1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.

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Poof

To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.

Excuse me, I just poofed.

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poof

1. homosexual male

2. cushioned footrest often used with lounges

1. that guy is a poof

2. my feet are on the poof

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poof

to be cute with someone, hug, kiss, cuddle, lay under blanket, have sex, be sweet

I want to go poof with my sweet boyfriend.

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