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A nickname for someone who is not real or a poser. Poser is such a popular word that possum is now used.
"Check out that girl over there with the Simple Plan shirt."
"Oh. I know her she's such a possum"
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When a guy is almost about to cum and knocks the girl unconscious (so she's limp and hanging upside-down on the bed) and he finishes.
Every time I have break up sex I possum her.
She broke up with me after I kept possuming her.
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possssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuummmmmmmsssssssss...
possssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuummmmmmmsssssssss...
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when someone has a really hairy arse
man vella and jacob have some sik possums
get ya possum out!!
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A non-existing animal. A myth. The usage of the term 'possum' is popular under pot-heads.
Actually a 'possum' is a rat. But when stoners get high and see a rat, they refer to it as a 'possum'.
One night me and some friends were sitting in the backyard getting stoned as could be.
My dads old , blind, toothless tiny 3 pound chiuahua somehow heard a possum crawling out of a metal trash can and attacked.
That BIG ole possum got scared shitless in mid air jumped and 'played possum' and fell to the ground like it was dead, all back arched teath showing smellin bad.
The old dog sniffed it a few times and came strutting back after her 'kill' and we all started laughing soo hard that we dropped the bong and spilled the rolling tray in the grass.
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Is an old man who dresses as a Boy Scout and Lays claims he works for the Long Island Rail Road while in search of young boys that will let him play with there private parts. Sometimes including his own private part into the said boy.
Pedophile, possum, sex offender.
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a possum, like the one i know is a very very very cuteee thing... i love possums, especially mine!! they are not known as pieces of shit, they r known as caring animals!! My possum is gorgeous!
possum, rat, weed, not shit, ok
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