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A child in the womb of an obviously screwed up girl or knowing a soon to be dad is a fuck-up.
Jose: Look at that pregnant chola.
Pedro: I know, Carlos is the father.
Jose: That kid is a pretard.
n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.
'Man, you are such a pretard.'
Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed
We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.
Opposite of a physically retarded person. Seems older than he is.
- This guy looks pretty old.
- Yeah, but he's only 20. He's a pretard.
Pretard: Someone who pretends a special needs condition, such as dyslexia, when losing an argument on social media, in order to get back from something stupid, boorish or illegal they might have said.
That Andy Bateson is a proper pretard, he pretended the reason he'd said the N-word was because of his tourettes, which he doesn't have!
The moment just before you become a full blown retard.
When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.