rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.

Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)

Ford Probe

Selling fully loaded (when new) inside of $25,000, it's the poor man's Ferrari. The four-banger base-model is a cheap little cutey-patootie coupe.

The 2.5-liter V-6 GT, however, is the most underappreciated sports car of all time, largely because of the four-banger models. It can, and routinely does, smoke its contemporaries, such as the 240sx, the Celica GT/GT-S, and the Honda Civic or Acura Integra. To this day, the machine's reliability lets it take on modern-day cars, from the vaunted Mustang GT to the Civic Si.

Let's see some good ol' boy in some rustang take that. With his pathetic solid rear axle.

-It's bad enough my Probe GT takes your Mustang GT in every handling category, but I beat you in drag too. Why did you waste all that money?
-Wow. The Ford Probe GT takes a lot of crap about the name, but no one ever wins against it in a race. Wonder why?

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Gamer probe

A gamer probe is when a usb type c cable is probed into ur asshole so far up then it comes out your mouth and connects to ur pc

Toby- “Damn im dying to gamer probe Maddie”
Joss -“ Thats impossible!”

Anal probe

A gadget used to dive deep into some ones anal cavity and give them some sort a sexual pleasure.

"Oooooooooo that anal probe is soooooooo GOOOOOOOOODDDD "(moans)

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ford probe

Sleek, eligent and good all around car. Its not the fastest but once you own one, youll fall in love.

Its like trying that food you never wanted to try and you end up loveing it.

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Anal Probe

1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.

2. A red Ford Probe

ex
1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!

2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.

Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..

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Butt Probe

1. General name for an object used to manually explore the "butt".

2. Any otherwise innocuous object repurposed to insert for torture of a deserving individual.

Someone should post that Civi’s new Legendary mace would be best used as a butt probe….. on him!

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