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When there is a task you must do but you decide to procrastinate and go masturbate instead.
1. I have to go buy more milk but I’m going to procrasturbate first.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person you’re fucking is yourself.
The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.
Dude, I had so much homework to do, but I chose to procrasturbate all night instead.
Sexually pleasuring oneself as a means to avoid completing some task(s). More often than not, this action is detrimental and negatively affects the procrasturbator.
Greg: Hey, did you submit that proposal last night?
Ryan: Nah, I started to procrasturbate after dinner and ended up missing the deadline.
To masturbate when you should be studying.
I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.
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Procrastinating by the act of masturbating.
"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"
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To avoid work by looking at porn, looking at porn of course leads to masturbation.
Billy would procrasturbate to milf porn instead of working on his English final.
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to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..
yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...
teacher: why isnt your paper done
Billy: I was procrasturbating all night
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