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A city filled with homosexuals and transvestites located in Rhode Island... literally... EVERY SINGLE PERSON.
The queers that live in the city won't step foot in the city of Boston (about 45 miles north) because they get beat down so badly, they have to come home via an ambulance.
providence is basically a dump, where queer, cock sucking, trashy wanna-be wiggers and actual niggers coexist.
nigger homos from providence: yo... we goin up to boston and fuck niggers up
in boston, on the 6 o'clock news: gay niggers from providence get shot up and sent back in body bags.
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One of the best all-boys schools in San Antonio.
Central Catholic Boy: Duuuude! That Providence dude is fucking huge! Damn lemme get his number so we can work out later.
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~a punk city aka the capital of rhode island... with nothing but pussies... where all the people there are bostons bitches. where new bedford people go on the weekend to run shit and hold it down... even tho they leave cause the city to crappy and gross to run on a daily basis... everyone there is all talk it is known in many new england cities as the "snitch city"... the city in which they swear they're tougher than boston, new bedford,fall river, and all 3 are at least badder in every way...
Person A(From Providence):that kid from beantown aint shit. I dare Him To Get In My face... puh
Person B(From Boston): What'd Yah Say? Punk-Ass Nigga?
Person A: (Scared Timid Voice) Nothing :'(
Person B: I Thought So... *Walks Away Like A Boss*
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Hell; Demonic and satanic place of business; Place where assraping begins
"Dude, don't fucking do that! You wanna end up in Providence?!"
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A foolish male who works long and hard to financially support a woman who, ultimately, does not love nor respect him and is not sexually attracted to him.
Ned was a idiot for being a beta provider for Becky and for thinking a woman like her ever loved him. She cheated on him and now he's stuck paying alimony, while she rides the alpha cock carousel.
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A city in Rhode Island with a population consisting mainly of Dominicans and Puerto Ricans, it can tend to get a little stabby. Once a booming mill city along the river, It's population's main income is welfare and drugs, although there is a thriving Barber Shop/Auto Accessory market. Exorbitant sums of government grant money has recently been used to build an enormous new High School, it has been historically unaccredited, and has 2,000 freshmen, 1,500 sophomores, 12 juniors and a graduating class of 2.
Care should be taken by the outsider when driving through the south side, as everyone from the smallest barely clothed children all the way up to the belligerent drunken day laborer, and everyone in between enjoys jumping into traffic without looking, double and triple parking(they think it's legal if the hazard lights are on), and opening doors into your moving vehicle.
All in all the city government is corrupt, it's school system broken, and it's residents too. Rent is cheap, Restaurants ESL, police incompetent, drugs available, and stabbings plentiful.
On Broad st. in Providence, you can get a haircut at 23 different barber shops, a car stereo at 28 separate locations, Crack, weed, heroin, Dunkin' Donuts, a handgun, 19 Merengue Night Clubs, 29 "Chimmy" trucks, prostitutes, stabbed and arrested. All on a half mile stretch of poorly maintained road.
south providence is not the place to go as a tourist.
A very small, very white, very catholic college in the ghettos of providence. 95% of students are carbon-copies of one another, not that that's a bad thing. they are generally attractive, white, upper middle class, moderately intelligent, with a super-human capacity for alcohol. fake ids are used more than school ids, and every day of the week has its designated drinking locale. oh, and also, there's a pretty decent basketball team.
Where do you go to school?
PC.
BC? Oh, that's a good school.
No, i said PC. Providence College.
Hmm, that's a good time up there, huh? (followed by winking, and nudging with elbow)
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