Psychological

A way for a pussy to convince himself/herself that nothing is real unless they describe it as real. A pretentious person's version of positive thoughts.

That didn't happen, it wasn't real, violence is all psychological, if the person doing the damage is the one pretending everything is psychological.

psychologize

act of psychoanalysis

"Damn, bruh, she tried to reverse psychologize me, but she doesn't know I'm a master manipulator and gaslighter."

psychology

A science that used to be complete bullcrap with absolutely no evidence, but has gotten much more objective and quantitative since roughly the 2000's. Stigmatized by people thinking they can psychoanalyze random people after one class, and famous 'psychologists' that never discovered anything, psychology has received a poor reputation. People often erroneously assume it is a synonym for "therapy," even though not every psychologist is a therapist.

Speak positively about it at your own risk.

It's possible to devise experiments that work to get actual data, and formulate a legitimate theory in psychology. But instead, let's quote Freud's unfounded claims!

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Psychology

The attempt to understand why each person reacts differently to the same situation.

Modern psychology is mostly comprised of unrelated hypotheses patched together in an effort to make a valid theory.

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Psychology

The women's "science"

Psychology, what just about every sorority chick majors in.

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psychological

Pronunciation: ˌsī-kə-ˈlä-ji-kəl
Function: adjective

1) "Logical" as determined by a psycho.

2) The processes of the human mind, not being entirely logical, often involve a psychotic component. Hence, the combination of "psycho" and "logical" is necessary. The psychotic component is often dominant in clingy ex-boy/girl friends.

1) The only (psycho)logical conclusion he could come to was to stalk the hot sorority girl around campus.

2) Guy 1: Dude, the way Lauren operates is not logical.
Guy 2: Yeah, but it is psychological.
Guy 1: Don't you mean psychotic?
Guy 2: Yeah, that too.

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psychologize

To use philosophical evidence and/or terms to define or describe a being. Usually, "psychologizing" a person is a bad thing. Using unecessary and/or false reasoning to deem a person unsuitable to acquant is considered psychologizing.

We know, don't psychologize him.

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