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Freud

Verb: To Freud, -ed, -ing

To render an object as either a representation of a penis or a vagina.

Originating from the Austrian psychologist: Sigmund Freud. Freud is known for being the father of modern psychology due to his then-revolutionary studies of psychoanalysis and the development of the concepts of id, ego, superego, Oedipus complex, etc.. However, he is conventionally known for his emphasis on the underlying effect of sex. In his interpretations of dreams, almost anything was either a vagina or a penis.

Psychoanalyst: So what do you remember?
Patient: Uh, a bucket.
Psychoanalyst: Ok, so that is a vagina.
Patient: Wait, did you just Freud my bucket?
Psychoanalyst: Anger, indicating sexual frustration.

Student 1: See that pencil? It's a penis. That desk, with it's little cubby? A vagina. Your ruler is a penis too. Your shoes are vaginas.
Student 2: Stop Freuding my shit.

by Sawbones of Society November 22, 2011

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Freud

Nutty Professor who decided we all fancy our mothers and that nearly every dreams symbol is either a penis or other part of genetalia.
However, yet to be thrown out the window of Psychology.

Cigar, train = Penis

by Rupert Greenfield February 12, 2004

524๐Ÿ‘ 162๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freud

n.-A pervert. Famously said, "What, you have no sexual problems? What, you haven't had sex? Well, that explains it, then."

But Freud, my symptoms are...
NEXT!

by raskolnikov, PhD. April 9, 2007

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freud

formerly a scraggly old coke feind who read way too much into Oedipus and thought every oblong object was a penis while obessing over mouths, anuses, and genitals of little children, and somehow legitmized his ideas into what is now known as psychoanalytical psychology.

Sigmund Freud = pervert.

by David March 21, 2005

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Freud

ยฐ1856-1939
Sigmund Freud, the person who introduced psychoanalysis.

He introduced revolutionar idea's of how the human mind works, and shaped the landscape of psychology.

Currently, Freud's idea's are considered outdated or incomplete.

He is freudian

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

300๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freud

Freud is a famous psychologist considered by many to be the father of modern psychology. He is most remembered for his tendancy to read into what people are saying and respond with something like "You have a desire to return to the whom" or "You are a homosexual."

Also my nickname...don't know why

Freud: "The human mid is like an iceberg; it floats with only 1/7th of it's bulk above water.

by Freud December 7, 2004

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Freuded

To be freuded, fr00tet or fr00ded - meaning to be psychoanalyzed

1) You've just been freuded,

2) I freud you,

3) You're under my freud-o-scope

4) In a dialogue:
Person A: I rather work on my social relationships
Person B: allow me to translate:... getting laid
Person A: can't I express my opinion without being freuded?

by Gotfredsen June 1, 2010

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