The place where you can drink away your problems and no-one cares. You can meet other people who have similar problems. By looking at what they are drinking, you can tell if you what their problem is. If you share the same drink then the problem is the same. Also known as the Tavern of False Happiness
Man 1: Dude, my wife just left me.
Man 2: Woah! Sorry to hear that mate. Lets go down to the Tavern of false happiness and get you a double shot of whisky.
Man 1: The pub! Good idea. That bish will not stop me being "Happy"
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secret way of saying 'pornhub' without other girls knowing what your on about
guy 1: what you doing later?
guy 2: im checking out if theres anything new on at pub
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someone who's in special ed. also known as slow, sped, retarded.
Bobby went through the double doors to go to his pub class.
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When a relationship is known to everyone, even if the people involved are unaware of the dissemination of this knowledge.
Have you heard about jack and Jill? They really are so pubs. Even my history teacher knows they are dating.
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The person who wrote about the British Isles and Eire must have had one over the eight
in the local pub. Before I give the definition of Pub may I please give a quick geography
lesson. The British Isles is a geographical unit which includes the island of Ireland.
The author of that definition mixed political geography and regional geography in much
the same way as those eight plus the one over appear to have been mixed.
Eire is a different unit to Britain in political geography but not in regional geography.
Ah yes I almost forgot, before I return to the pub for more pints, that definition -
Please underaged barred.
The Primrose Bar and Restaurant, Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland
is an excellent pub and should be included on the itinerary of all visitors to Ireland
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Poor Urban Biker. Response to being called a RUB by so called "hard core" bikers.
Fuck You, I ain't no RUB, I'm straight PUB, Bro!
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