snooze pumper

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock

Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.

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quim pumper

An Aussie's cock; a part of the male reproductive area that may produce cock-burn in a tight quim.

Samantha told me 'Peter.... that fucking quim pumper - he gave me cock-burn last night as he jammed his filthy big fat black jism joint fair up my tight itchy quim...'

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Pussy Pumper

Someone who likes to fuck pussy

Mike is a pussy pumper.

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dumper pumper

1.)One who fucks the anus
2.)The act of anal sex

"Check out that dumper pumper action"
"Last night I gave her the ole dumper pumper"

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weener pumper

A phrase once used by my grandpa, referring to a hotdog.

Come on now, eat your weener pumper!

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Jon Pumper

The offspring of pure talent and hilarity. A mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-fucking awesomeness. A sex god. Beacon for horny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). Prone to serenades. Despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. He is going to cause peace in the middle east.

I wanna fuck that guy like I wanna fuck Jon Pumper

rump pumper

Someone, male or female who likes to slip one in the back door

She finally gave in to his persistance and he became a fully paid up rump pumper