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Irish Repair Kit

A bottle of whisky and a glass. Used to mend any injury done to a man's body or soul.

Life got you down lately? Keep the Irish Repair Kit handy.

by PotatoFace June 21, 2012

4πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man

A Man who Repairs unbroken items. He tends to act like The Cat in the Hat at time, and has a tendency to piss people the fuck off.

Dude 1: Damn the remote's broken.

Dude 2: Nah, it just needs new batteries.

RMMMMMMM: I'll save the day because I am Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man . . . (*crash*)

Dude 2: Hide the remote man!

Dude !: I can't he broke my fucking arm, asshole.

by Jolly Ranchers September 27, 2009

23πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97

Did you know that the extra features of SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC include:

INSTALLS IN SECONDS: Slip couplings require no special tools, no soldering, no crimping or glue. Just push to create a watertight seal, great to have on hand for quick emergency repairs when you have burst or frozen pipes
COPPER or CPVC: SharkBite straight coupling plumbing fittings fits copper tubing, CPVC and connects them in any combination
LEAD FREE: Made of high quality forged lead free DZR brass.
QUALITY: Only SharkBite's quality and performance is field-proven with more than 550 million connections. SharkBite is the only push-to-connect brand that can ensure a clean, leak-free connection
CERTIFIED: Can be used in wet lines; Shark Bite fittings are certified to 200 PSI and 200 degrees Fahrenheit and can be reused up to 4 times

And its only $12.95 if its used

by joey is a gay little bitch May 20, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Wilkes-Barre Repair Job

The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.

Jim: β€œDude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”

Fred: β€œI know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”

by The Wilkes Barre Repair Man October 3, 2022


Eyebrow repair

When a female is filling in/drawing on her eyebrows, and after both are finished, she comes to the realization that they aren't quite symmetrical; therefore resulting in having to undergo 'eyebrow repair' without harming adjacent makeup.

female #1: "Shit! I was drawing my eyebrows on, and they look totally different..."
female #2: "Thats okay girl, just do some eyebrow repair!"

by Miss.Sarah55 December 22, 2009


Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly

"A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."

To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.

by QuacksO March 8, 2019


2-valve Regenerative Repair System

The built in autonomous self-repair system that exists inside the motor of a 2-valve 4.6L DOHC Ford V8 motor.

I hit a puddle and water got into my motor, causing an engine tick and a triple misfire, but after a week or two, the 2-valve Regenerative Repair System kicked in and the tick is gone and all 8 cylinders are firing normally.

by Stratton 2-valve September 10, 2020