repair

to get your flatbend sorted. (search flatbed)

chris "andrew you better get a repair"
andrew copp "i like my flatbed"
chris "hows that working for you?"
andrew copp "i think well"

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closed for repairs

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

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Repair Job

A hand job for computers

my computer broke last week so i gave it a repair job.

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credit repair

the inverse of "jungle fever"; when a black person is attracted to a white person, either for sexual, romantic or financial interests.

hey, you know jaquaivius is dating suzie, right? he's got that credit repair going on.

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ghetto repair

A ghetto repair is sometihng repaired using simple tools and or stuff just laying around, its a quick easy fix that doesnt last long and sure isnt pretty.

"hey did you see what matt did to his car?"

"ghetto repair man"

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Bush Repair

Designer Vagina, Vaginoplasty, Labia Trim.

I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.

ghetto repair

A cheap and easy way to repair something usually by using household items.

A ghetto repair can be described as using duct-tape for almost everything, garbage sacks as car windows, or bungie cords to keep your bumper attached to your car.

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