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Stripper Retirement; When a stripper reaches retirement age which, depending on her condition, can be anywhere after age 28 she will go out and get herself knocked up by the best, well meaning, horny, yet stupid man she can find. He will most likely have a solid job history, good income, and decent credit rating, but he will still be homely and stupid. After she pumps out her kid(s), she will leave the entertainment industry to sit at home, devour endless snacks, and collect child support checks and/or leach of any man stupid enough to support her. All this while she mostly ignores her kid(s) except to feed them grape drink or rice & beans. She will occasionally pawn them off on relatives, or send them out to play in traffic. They will forever be in and out of juvenile detention. This former stripper is set for the 18 years that her kid(s) allow her to suck child support out of her baby’s daddy. Years full of all day naps and useless daytime TV. She will be oblivious to the fact that in all likelihood she has created what will become more worthless, irresponsible, slovenly people who will do more to drain the economy than to support it.
Eventually, Helens boobs just got way too saggy and wrinkled for her to collect enough money to live from the desperate vatos at the titty bar, she finally found fat rich real estate broker to knock her up twice, pump out the two units in a row, and let her go into stripper retirement for the next 19 years. Too bad those kids will be eating beans and rice forever and grow up with daytime TV as the only parent.
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An Argentine professional footballer that made a fake retirement after he sent his penalty to Mars in Copa America 2016 Final. He cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Team, but he still playing for Argentina.
Ramsey, "Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like a retirement lord."
Phrase used to describe a retired person that is able to do things that only someone with time on their hands does or can do.
Hecka retired is used when more appropriate.
Grandma: I baked your three dozen cookies and some for your friends too, Johnny!
Johnny: Damn, Grandma, you're hella retired!
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An Argentine professional football player. He missed a penalty in Copa America 2016 Final against Chile. After that, he cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Football Team. But he came back to play against Uruguay in World Cup Qualifiers on 2nd September 2016. He made a fake retirement.
Daniel, "Hey, Leo. Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like the retirement lord."
A place where old people go to die.
The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:
"Why do they never come to visit me"
While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.
"We sent Grandma off to a retirement home after Grandpa died."
A person, usually involved with MMOORPG, that has said more than enough of his fair share of ridiculous comments, sold accounts, gave up, watched a partner die, possibly in some sort of crime drama situation, but is now back to defend himself, and his honor.
"I thought that guy quit playing MMOORPG's?"
"that's Retired AntiHero.... he never quits until justice is done."
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Someone that used to play video games on a regular basis and decides to stop playing by no longer owning a console. Retired gamers usually miss playing games and love being able to do so at friend's houses.
Dude 1: "Dude, why come your friend always comes over to play FIFA on your shit?"
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."
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