Joy Robber

Someone who seems to delight in making others as miserable as they are; who is annoyed when they see others happier than they are; who seem to be hell-bent on upsetting people who have positive attitudes and seem to enjoy making others sad -- these people are Joy Robbers.

A Joy Robber could be co-worker habitually shoots back negative retorts to counter your positive remarks. Or a boss seems to always say something to put you on the defensive just when your day is going well. A boyfriend, a family member, someone you know seems to always bring you down in a seemingly intentional way. It almost seems like these people have an agenda and that is to rob others of their joy. However, my personal phillosophy is I REFUSE to allow others to rob me of my joy!

hops robber

those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.

I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .

cock robber

A female cock-blocker. This female blocks access to a cock by intercepting and stealing the cock that is already being pursued by another girl.

I was totally going to get with Rick, but that cock robber Jewels stole him! That bitch.

naked robber

Referenced in the Clerks Animated T.V. show as one of Gene Roddenberry's favorite party games.

I'll have you know, naked robber was one of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry's favorite party games.

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cradle robber

a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent

wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?

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dog robber

Military slang for aides of general officers.

Bill served as General B. Fuddle's dog robber while on post.

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Grave Robber

A young woman or man who is attracted to or dates older men. Usually, twice their age or near death. The opposite of a cradle robber.

Example 1:
Me: Hey look at that guy! I wouldn't kick him out of bed!
You: That's because he wouldn't be physically able to get out of bed.... >.>
Example 2:
Me: I've got a date with this hot chick i met yesterday.
You: Another cougar?
Me: Yes, does that make me a grave robber?

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