Basically. . .
I DON'T CARE!
"Written in big FAT serial killer letters!"
-Crazy Rich Asians
" *rolls eyes* Oh yeah totally.(I don't give a shit)"
A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.
1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true