A legend. Formally one of the best trolls to ever type the discord.
He is no Papa Rowboat.
When performing intercourse with a woman, the male takes hold of the females legs and proceeds to row with them, as if in a rowboat. This act originated in the country of Turkey, which is where the name came from.
Dude I was banging that chick last night, and I decided break out the Turkish Rowboat, it was legendary!
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Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.
Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.
Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Rowboat was better than the actuall sex.
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When two men are handcuffed together and both use their handcuffed hand to masturbate themselves at the same time.
Jakub and Kulin were forced to be handcuffed together; the Swedish Rowboat was all their idea.
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All talk; no follow-through
Dude, that web designer you sent me, a bad case of battleship mouth;rowboat ass. After we contracted, he never even called me back.
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Stand in a line of dudes while you lock elbows and jerk each other off while yelling "stroke stroke stroke"
Last night I was with the crew and we decided to Irish rowboat
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One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating βStroke, Stroke, Stroke!β The first partner to climax will yell βI Canuckedβ, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say βIβm sooorryβ.
I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.